The New Genesis 1
In the beginning the DJ created
the club and the dance floor.
And the dance floor was without
form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the
Spirits of Visual Bandits moved upon
the face of the walls.
And Visual Bandits said, Let there
be light: and there was light.
And Visual Bandits saw the light,
that it was good: and Visual Bandits
divided the light from the darkness.
And Visual Bandits called the light Day,
and the darkness they called Night.
And the evening and the morning were
the first day of heavy-electro-banging-